If a 99-pound girl eats 1 pound nachos, she is 1 percent nachos.
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why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS
IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE
BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY
PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS
i love that we’re at the point that someone can say “if you vote for deez nuts you’re throwing your vote away, please don’t actually vote for deez nuts” and it’s like… a real situation we’re in here in 2015
